Forbiden Fruit: Funny Quotes

Before any of you ask, the quotes/scenes depicted here are not mine, they are from the horrendously bad/hilarious Twilight fanfic know as Forbiden Fruit: the tempation of Edward Cullen. (If you can't even spell correctly in the title there's not much hope for you.) All of the lettering, including typos, are word for word from the story.

If you haven't be subject to, I mean read Forbiden Fruit, here is a link to the author's fanfiction.net account.
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Or, if you're like me and large amounts of small type make you angry and possibly a hazard to yourself and others around you, here is a link to my favorite dramatic reading.

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I think I might do a full comic version of the story, if enough people are interested...